Sunday, December 28, 2008

Larry Sabato's 2008 Political Map

Every four years the Center for Politics produces the "Political Map of America," which restructures the states within the continental boundaries of the United States. On the political map, each state takes up only the volume merited by its Electoral College weight. After all, trees, rocks, and acres do not vote; only people do. Giant geographic Alaska and Montana shrink to pea size while states such as California, Texas, and Florida swell considerably on this political map.


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Best T-Shirt Ever



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Monday, December 15, 2008

Hold that Toddler!

So, I think everyone in the intertubes needs to know that my 15-month old son (known as the Moose, or alternatively, Bam-Bam (as in the Flintstones, not Morris)) is responsible for the Steelers run of come-from-behind victories. During each of the Chargers, Cowboys, and Ravens games, the Moose was removed by his mother from the bath and handed to me, wrapped in a towel, during the fourth quarter, right after the Steelers had done something that made it look like they had blown the game (e.g. getting stopped on 4th and goal in the Dallas game, or the sack-fumble in the Ravens game). As soon as I picked him up, good things started to happen, and I refused to put him down. You all know the results of those three games. What you may not know, however, is how difficult it is to hold the world’s strongest toddler for such a long period of time. All I’m saying is that I would like to be voted a playoff share. Possibly one each for me and the Moose.

By the way, as further evidence of the Moose’s Steelers prowess, during the Sunday nighter against the Jags back in week 5, the Moose refused to sleep, and he was downstairs with me watching the comeback in that one as well, although I wasn’t holding him.

Finally, I should add that every Sunday since the Chargers game, I have been wearing the same, beat-up Steelers sweatshirt that I bought sometime during the Barry Foster era. It has not been washed during that time, and will not be washed until they lose a game. Make of that what you will.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

He Hath Given His Empire Up to a Whore

I think Octavius Caesar's words to his sister is a fun intro to the circus the Illinois governor has thrust upon our nation. As we all know by now, Rod "I'm a Dick" Blagojevich was selling Obama's Senator seat to the highest bidder, which surprisingly enough was not Blagojevich himself.

QUICK FUN FACT: If (when) sent to prison, of Illinois' past 8 governors, Roddy will be the 4th to serve time!!

QUICK FUN QUOTE: In every government on earth is some trace of human weakness, some germ of corruption and degeneracy, which cunning will discover, and wickedness insensibly open, cultivate, and improve. -Thomas Jefferson

So where does that leave us, the American People, or peons if you will? How can we take politics seriously again? As of yesterday I finally came to terms that Sarah Palin actually was a VP candidate, Joe the Plumber is an idiot yet his opinion was still sought after, and a blatant racist can easily win re-election in a run-off. I was ready to move on and work hard for Obama and his team of Care Bears, i even applied for a job on-line. But now Blagojevich had to go and muck it up and the rest of us are forced to run laps because he's cod.

First OJ now Rod's Blog. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Steelers vs. Cowboys LiveBlog


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Motivation to Purchase a Wii?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

It's on Bitches!!

Let the recount begin!! Long time racist and senator, Saxby Chambliss, is racing a run-off election today against Jim Martin, who looked quite awkward thanking hip hop artists T.I., Jeezy, and Ludacris for their support during a rally in the ATL.

Palin reared her pretty head all over Georgia campaigning and firing up the base- an Republican strategist confessed she only did it for the sax. Chambliss should have no problem winning today as run-offs are based on turnout and I don't see Black folks coming out today the way they did on November 3rd, not to mention the fact that Libertarian candidate, Allen Buckley, will not (I think) be on the ballot.

In other news Bobby Jindal, the Republican governor of the great state of Louisiana, gave his best Obama impression which leads many to assume he'll be the front runner in 2012 (sorry Sarah): "I think the American people are tired of campaigns and politics," Jindal said. "We need to get behind our new president and our new Congress, support them, and stop being Democrats and Republicans."